heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” 

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(Source: ineyesofkim)

(Most) Tumblr users have not had proper medical training

fitchris25:

Do not ask strangers for medical advice.

Talk to your doctor.

If you feel uncomfortable talking to your doctor, get a new fucking doctor, because they are there to help you with health issues.

Strangers on the internet do not know your medical history. Strangers on the internet are just that, strangers. They do not have any incentive to give you well-informed advice.

quads-for-the-gods:

I would never settle for Krillin. 

(Source: skunkandburningtires)

(Source: witchcraft-encyclopedia)

I wish I dressed up more.. But at the same time, I’m lazy as fuck.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

(Source: twitter.com)


(Source: vwlove)

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope)

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

I was grunting pretty loud tryna pull that last rep on my deads.. Kinda embarrassed lol 🙈

(Source: funnyandhilarious)

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

17yr:

life was so simple back when everyone had the same iphone charger